Have you ever been on a date that was so horrible you couldn’t wait for it to end?  After countless bad dates with less than worthy men I’ve met on dating websites, I feel it’s my duty to share with you the telltale signs that you really should end the date quickly before it gets any worse.  And believe me, they can get worse!

1.  He’s 30 minutes late and doesn’t apologize

Girl, you better end the date before it begins!  Your time is valuable and he is already showing a lack of respect for you.  BUH-BYE!  The only reason you should stay is if he looks like Brad Pitt, George Clooney or Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and profusely apologizes for being late, while complimenting you on being so much more beautiful than he imagined! OK, then the hottie gets a second chance.

2.  Within 10 minutes of meeting you, he is patting, rubbing or in any way touching you

Hold up—this guy doesn’t even know you and he’s already putting his hands on you?  Subconsciously, (or even consciously) he is imagining you naked and having sex with him.  Awkward!  I say, BUH-BYE!  The only reason you should stay is if he is a palm reader and wants to tell you your fortune.

3.  He doesn’t ask anything about you.

He answers your questions with long-winded answers but he doesn’t take the time to ask about you?  Run for the hills! He is looking for someone to stroke his ego and cater to him.  This behavior demands a quick BUH-BYE!  The only reason you should stay is if you really just want the free dinner.

4. He gawks at other women

Is he blatantly checking out women at nearby tables or women who walk by yours?  This is a huge no-no and you should immediately get up and say BUH-BYE!   It shows a serious lack of respect.  Of course if it’s Angelina Jolie, I would be gawking too!

5. He wants to make out with you in the middle of the restaurant or bar.

You’ve been on the date for an hour and he wants to shove his tongue down your throat.  If that’s the case, he deserves a very resounding BUH-BYE!  He’s probably looking to get laid that night or in the very near future.  The only reason you should stay is if it actually is Brad Pitt, George Clooney or Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.  Then my advice to you is YOU GO GIRL!